Some Republican thoughts to ponder. My comments in blue
"We’ve got a Muslim for a President who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays, and we hate him," . As the Dallas Sun reported, the crowd responded with a loud cheer. -Hank Williams Jnr Hmmm!! mentally still an angry irrational child
But the Lord says, 'Be submissive wives; you are to be submissive to your husbands." -because God was speaking through him Rep. Michele Bachmann I wish I could convince my wife of this
"I'm not familiar precisely with what I said, but I'll stand by what I said, whatever it was." —Mitt Romney Sounds entirely agreeable whatever it was.
"Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." -Rep. Michelle Bachmann, I wonder why the ice caps are melting?
“If we took away the minimum wage-if conceivably it was gone-we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.”
—Michele Bachmann, Energy and Community Development Committee. January 2005 It's the Chinese solution
“You know what, evolution is a myth….Why aren’t monkeys still evolving into humans?”
—Christine O’Donnell We need to talk to zoo keepers about this.
Christine O'Donnell "It is not enough to be abstinent with other people, YOU ALSO HAVE TO BE ABSTINENT ALONE. The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery, so you can't masturbate without lust." She has a point here. Lust is very important. How does she know?
If we took away the minimum wage -- if conceivably it was gone -- we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level." Rep. Michelle Bachmann, Not very original; this is an old tradition still; practised in most of the world. . The Koch Brothers recommend this for America and are footing most of the Tea Baggers bills so it must be right.
"There are hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design." Rep. Michelle Bachmann iIf you put a bunch of scientists in a room they will debate everything. But to be serious abut it, did the dinosaurs die off only five thousand years ago because there was no room in Noah's Arc?
"We needed to have the press be our friend ... We wanted them to ask the questions we want to answer so that they report the news the way we want it to be reported." Sharron Angle Most politicians would agree with her
"This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture....I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist." - Glen Beck Glen must know a lot about the white culture of his strange friends. Obama is a polite guy but just maybe he doesn't like Glen Beck's friends:
"I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong? I stopped wearing my What Would Jesus -- band -- Do, and I've lost all sense of right and wrong now. I used to be able to say, 'Yeah, I'd kill Michael Moore,' and then I'd see the little band: What Would Jesus Do? And then I'd realize, 'Oh, you wouldn't kill Michael Moore. Or at least you wouldn't choke him to death.' And you know, well, I'm not sure." –responding to the question "What would people do for $50 million?", "The Glenn Beck Program, Michael Moore must have said a few things that offended Beck. Obviously he therefore has no right to live.
When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining." –"The Glenn Beck Program," It must have been something he ate
"The only [Katrina victims] we're seeing on television are the scumbags." –"The Glenn Beck Program," Obviously poor and mostly coloured folk who got caught up in the lowlands.
"Corporations are people, my friend… of course they are. Everything corporations earn ultimately goes to the people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? Whose pockets? People's pockets. Human beings, my friend".- Mitt Romney If they shower you with millions to do their bidding why not pretend they are citizens and call them your friends.
“American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.”
—Christine O’Donnell Obvious that Democrats are doing this to turn them into Tea Baggers
The exact phrase ‘separation of Church and State’ came out of Adolph Hitler’s mouth, that’s where it comes from. So the next time your liberal friends talk about the separation of Church and State, ask them why they’re Nazis.”
—Glen Urquhart, the Tea Party-backed Republican nominee for the Delaware House seat held by Rep. Mike Castle, April 2010 This proves that Demcrats are Nazis!!
T]he reason I got involved in public service, by and large, if I had to credit one thinker, one person, it would be Ayn Rand." –Paul Ryan That explains it all - deregulation, bank buubbles; hedge fund scandals and the 1%